Reality Depresses Me.

warbird27:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

ALL PILOTS EVER, IN A NUTSHELL

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

theyinyangmacra:

10/10 would take on a date

Guys guess what tomorrow is

lightsiberia:

Rocket is 6 weeks old today. She is just learning to smile and hold up her head like a pro and she grunts like a little dragon. I passed down my awkward big feet/hands and elf ears to her—she makes me proud of something I used to be so ashamed of. She is my champion.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

grandfatherjosephmgraceffa:

Joseph Michael Graceffa for you guys,

forsciencejohn:

lokis-army-at-221b:

cassjaytuck:

what if there was a book that splattered blood at you every time a character died

reading The Hunger Games would be a huge fucking mess

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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